No, it's not a date with Anna. You wish.
You missed your chance, because she's taken by a mountaineering, slack-lining, has bigger-pecs-than-you, Kansas City boy. You're a dog, Chris. A dawg, I tell ya.
Look at these handmade beauties. I can't believe these three above don't have homes.
If you want one so bad, just buy it before another sucker wins it for free on the giveaway.
Cool, we'll announce it on one of our social media mediums on who gets the goods.
Comment, tweet or send a howler with your one-liners.
Comment, tweet or send a howler with your one-liners.
Do we comment or tweet out our one-liners?
ReplyDelete"You're a great girl, but..."
ReplyDeletePull my finger.
ReplyDelete"I hope you like your gift, my mom helped me pick it out for you."
ReplyDelete"Honey, I'm going to do you on the desk like you're a differential equations test."
ReplyDeleteTrue story, have a math exam that Tuesday. But I'd still wear the bow tie.
So, who won? LOL.
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