But first, let's congratulate Seth. After ushering three weddings, Seth was promoted from Usher to
Yes, that's a moped.
Yes, those are my scrawny legs.
Yes, we are spooning.
Noteworthy news we're excited to share with you:
- Seth, Brad and Max were named among the cutest men's style bloggers in Chicago. (Refinery 29) Why was Jeff missing? Blame the scale. Where was Ryan? Blame it on Yeezy.
- Again, Amy Creyer of Chicago Street Style teamed up with Timberland to throw some boots on some boys in the City. Click through to see the photos! (Chicago Street Style)
- Kat, of That Kind of Woman, stands her ground when Snarky McSnarkerson sends a few questioning vibes our way.
You're right. Our clothes aren't real. We actually spend a lot of time rehearsing and practicing our poses with DJ Khalid stroking our egos. I force Seth to rehearse every evening by walking over a flaming pile of tie clips. I also make Cameron not shave for weeks on end and tell him he's not perfect until he looks like Phillip Crangi.
I'm a slave driver, Anonymous. You found out our secret: We're models pretending to be real people, and we run a tight ship around here where everything is forced, the deadlines are insane, and our editorial calendar is so packed that we're thinking about quitting our (real) jobs so we can be more authentic for you. These are not the droids you're looking for.
Hope you had a great weekend!