Extra points for all that plaid. And because I love you and America so much (and because two is only a fraction of the times I listened to this song while thinking about this post) here's another one. Twice as nice. The flag still stand for freedom, and they can't take that away.
You can glean what sartorial inspiration you will, but I'll say one thing. White collar, blue shirt, red tie: Prime.
Pinky ring optional.
Happy Independence Day, y'all.