Seth will do anything once for money that doesn't land him in jail.
Seth will do anything once for money that involves ingesting something.
After a hours on end of driving my ass around during one of our increasingly frequent Mo.-Kan.-Ill. roadtrips (which he wouldn't have to do if I just learned how to drive a stick), we sought refuge at the Stipo compound in St. Louis. After lounging in the pool to one of the best party playlists ever, it became clear that Missouri has a cicada problem. A wager was mentioned. Seth ate one.
For how much? Emily and Katie threw out $15 and the lie promise of "We'll buy you a meal when we come visit Chicago." Seth accepted the lie offer and slammed a cicada.
I wish i'd known all along that paying people to eat gross things was a surefire way to get mentioned on the midwestyle. It's all so easy now.
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